June 2012
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I’m looking forward to tax time because tax time means new graphics cards and new tattoos. Do I need a new graphics card? Probably not I guess but I’m just too in love with running everything on ultra settings that I don’t ever want to go back
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: ~~a sexy message~~ luv u
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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May 31st
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Receiving anon ask box messages is great even though because they’re anonymous I don’t know if they want me to post it publicly. Sometimes and definitely not often enough they’re sexy. This one wasn’t sexy but it did contain the phrase “I did the Smitty job” and I choked on my beer I laughed so hard. It was a tip off to one of the greatest movie synopsis’...
May 31st
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May 31st
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Story time
Years ago I worked at a place which had a courtyard that faced onto a very busy walkway in the center of town. On the walkway right in front of our courtyard was a huge tree. It dropped leaves almost all year round, so much so that every hour at work someone would have to go out and furiously sweep the giant piles away. One late night after we had closed as I was finishing up the boss came over...
May 31st
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The affectionate girl at work is just so affectionate. It’s like she’s playing chicken with you
May 31st
I feel like these white suspenders are making these cocktails I’m inventing on the spot taste a little bit classier
May 30th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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look at me dropping links like they’re hip-hop lyrics
May 27th
Also, I hope other girls irl understand when I explain my special relationship with dreampuppy it’s special and magic, maybe cosmic
May 27th
bumwhole rules though
May 27th
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I sent all my friends off to Men’s Gallery and now I wish I went with them. Instead I’m at home eating pumpkin soup and watching bad documentaries. I’m so fucking bad at making decisions for myself
May 27th
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May 26th
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Gotta get to bed before the sun comes up. I have 5 minutes
May 25th
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Mounted combat in Skyrim? Awesome
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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This dude in the bar better shutup bad mouthing Shakira before I ban him and defend her honour with my fists
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Did I blog about the Promise Ring recently?
May 23rd
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Distressing things I learnt last night: Shannan is better than me at Street Fighter 4
May 22nd
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One time I posted about politics then felt sick afterwards. I’m definitely more qualified to post about real screamo.
May 22nd
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A mighty warrior riding to war shouting “REAL SCREAMO” as a battlecry — Oscar (@smackles_)
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I watched the trailer for the Great Gatsby film...
It looks truly awful. To make a decent movie from that book you’d need more than a touch of class, Baz Luhrmann has none. Whatsoever.
May 22nd
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The best thing I did this week was start following didyouknowgaming
May 22nd
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May 21st
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No! Nooooo! You can’t just tell me I can’t play diablo for 9 hours blizzard! Fuck you
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
Oh look the Assassin’s Creed franchise is on sale. pass.
May 19th
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sherkqueef: tunnel snakes rule
May 18th
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The sun? fuck you I’m still playing Diablo and you can’t stop me
May 17th
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