Dream Unicorn

So I played the elevator game. And this is the story:

I got on the elevator
I checked my watch
Coughed
It played Hall & Oates so I had a bit of a dance since I was alone
I wanted to get out on the cat floor, but I was running late for work
I certainly didn’t want to get out on the scary floor with the crazy person, who would get out at that floor and who pressed the button for it?
A man called Barley joined, his head was on fire.
Then two oddly named people joined, l4z0r k1tt3n and Captain Howdy. We had a great time dancing when the elevator played the Thomas The Tank Engine theme. Until a slap fight broke out between l4z0r k1tt3n and Captain Howdy. It got awkward after that so I checked my watch again and coughed.