Okay everyone, I shouldn’t have to do this but it seems necessary:

DO NOT DRINK BEER OUT OF CLEAR BOTTLES. A clear bottle means it contains preservatives and will not only taste like shit but will give you a wretched hangover. Brown or green bottles filter out sections of the light spectrum that make beer go bad quicker. The quicker you learn this, the better. I’m a pro, which is why I’m handing on this advice free of charge. Pro-boner if you like. So you owe me a beer or three

  1. intrazone reblogged this from dreamunicorn and added:
    Holy fucking shit...love you thank you? I mean if I had bothered
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